Interesting Thing I Discovered

So, we were sat around in the common room (this being me, Baird and Hol), and I ended up making some joke, sarcastically insulting the others (in such a way, I thought it was perfectly clear it was a joke). When Holly asked why nobody was sat next to her, I replied "That's because nobody likes you....and you're stupid...and you smell funny....and you're a screw up....yeah you're both screw ups!" Obviously joking. Anyway, Hol laughed quite a bit, obviously understanding, but Baird suddenly cries out to me about how offended he is and how he didn't deserve that comment!

I explain to him how it's a joke, and me being overly sarcastic. He tells me I sound too serious all the time. I ponder this.

The End. I 'twas a mini adventure!

Ahem. Well, story time's over. But it made me think, maybe it's about time I started sounding a bit more sarcastic. For someone who wants to be an actor in their dream job I suck at varying my voice, and I could probably offend quite a few people if they didn't realise I was being sarcastic! So, I need to work on sounding sarcastic. Or just shout "THE NEXT/PREVIOUS STATEMENT IS SARCASTIC" before/after saying each statement. Which could lead to....

yep, you've guessed it!

....Hilarious consequences...