How The Hell Am I Still Frackin' Tired?

Somehow, I'm still bloody tired. I sleep hell of alot more than alot of people, but most of the time recently am so tired I just want to fall to sleep. Sure, some nights I can't sleep that explains it, but the rest of the time I should be alright. It's strange. Maybe I'm just destined to be pernemently tired (PS: Hol, I know I spelt permementaly wrong, don't bother pointing it out this time :P).

In other news, I wish I had entered the mock trial. Not because they won, but because I thought up the fool proof defence. Basically, you have the defendant, and the defence witness. This works for the defence witness.

Lawyer: "Is it possible commited "
Defence Witness: "I can honestly say it's not."
Lawyer: "Why?"
Defence Witness: "Because I did."

What can they do? Prove the witness guilty? They still lose the case. The only thing they could try and do is prove the defence witness is lying, but it would be dammed difficult. Fool proof defence! AND there's no reason they wouldn't allow it. Advantage: us!

I want to try that now...