Additional:

I forgot to mention this. I'm petrified about going to school today because Emily has some 'secret plan' that she won't tell me. It involved my address, that much I know. I'm actually quite worried. She assures me it's positive, but I hate secrets. It should be interesting to see just how this turns out. I have NO idea what she's planning in the slightest. What I do know is Cooper knows what it is (at least he thinks he does) and Baird is very possibly involved. I'm worried.

If I don't return, tell my wife I love her!

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Wait a sec, I don't have a wife.