Thursday, January 27, 2005

Grudgematch: Ghosts vs. Humans

Well, it's been a while since I did one of these. I've been reading alot lately about ghosts again because I was bored, and it's quite interesting. (To make things clear, it's also likely bullshit, but interesting none the less).

One thing I found especially interesting was people who claimed they could contact ghosts (urr, yeah, let's take their word on that one!) getting the spirits to answer questions. This was wierd because they all answered pretty similarly, suggesting either there was a mass hoax or people who think they hear spirits hear similar stuff, maybe because of some psychological thing. (Or ghosts exist, perhaps). Anyway, what interested me in these responses was almost all of them said ghosts DO have the ability to harm human beings, something most people never believed in. The odd one answered "I don't know" and a few claimed they don't.

So, operating on this theory we have ghosts who can hurt us. It got more interesting when I found a few that suggested ghosts and humans fight (or some do, so they claim), and we're losing. Not much of a suprise. But then I found one that explained how they were pissed off with ghost hunters (damn those Ghostbusters! Damn them I say), and claimed that a war could come between ghosts and humans. Hence the idea for this Grudgematch.

Now, I'm aware by now you think I'm a nutcase for just talking about this, so I'd like to reitterate I'm perfectly aware that was mostly bullshit, but let's entertain for the purposes of this. Ghosts vs. Humans. Can you imagine that war? (I mean, Bush'll probably start a war with them anyway...) I mean, something you just can't shoot your way to. We'd get our asses kicked. Be quite funny to, everytime one of us dies we'd join them. From what I know of ghost theory, the only way we could win is to stop being afraid. From what I can gather, ghosts abilities to manifest themselves come from the emotions around them, the most powerful one being fear (or maybe that was in some b-rated horror film). Which means if you stop giving a damn, they'd be powerless. But other than that, we'd get our asses kicked.

Which means, in conclusion: Ghosts win triumphantly and the human race is left having had its butt kicked. But it wouldn't be a blog on ghosts if I didn't say something along these lines:

If a war does come between humans and ghosts....

WHO YA GONNA CALL!?

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