Holding Out For A Christmas Miracle

Have you ever watched one of those old Christmas specials, and seen people change their entire personalities in a split second? Realise the error of their ways and suddenly they behave like they've been totally enlightened and act really nice and loving. Optimistic bullshit, right?

Urm. No. I've seen it happen. Somebody very close to me has suddenly changed in an instant, and become a much better person. I've had my Christmas miracle. The problem is, I need to be selfish. I need two.

Or else I'm going to lose everything.