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This is a public service blog, presented in net-o-vision!

Ahem.

"What've you got there Billy? It's a train ticket to Reading I see! Ohh, it looks like you've got a return ticket, Billy. Do you know what that means? It looks like you're going away for a couple of days! Why don't we have a look at those tickets, eh, Billy?

Step 1: Make sure you've got tickets.

Step 2: Make sure they're going to the right place. Ah ha, it says Reading!

Step 3: Find out when! Ohh, it looks like you're going from Saturday until Tuesday, Billy! I guess you won't be here all that time. And you won't have the internet in Reading either! That's too bad eh? I guess you won't be able to do anything with everybody, will you now?

So, just remember, for those four days, you're not going to be around, so none of your friends will be able to do things with you. Aww. But it's okay Billy, I'm sure nobody will miss you! I sure won't!"

This has been a public service broadcast. We apologise for the fact that it made very little sense.

PS: It has come to our attention that 'Billy' may in fact be 'Leigh'. We apologise for any inconvinience this confusion of names may have caused.