You Fight Like A Dairy Farmer!

Pirate Night.Need I say more?

So, me n me loyal crew:

Set sail for JF's to loot, plunder, and wonder how long it be until a good song comes on. Yar!

We be facing many challenges, not least the deadly wrath of the scourge of pirate kind, the fearsome COMMODORE DAVE!
But we prevailed, taking loot and robbing innocent maidens of all their possessions (and maybe more, yar!):

Before we be looting free rum, begging then the predictable question after we had drunk it, of "Why is the rum gone!?".

And then we be facing for the final loot in the ancient tradition of the sea, the noble pirate art of the...

FANCY DRESS COMPETITION!

But I be prevailing, and taking with me the loot of a fine blade!

Which be convinient really, because two swords be broken, and a third looted from Commodore Dave (the man who did the breaking), which was returned upon acquisition of my fourth sword!

So yar, we be taking the loot, plundering the ship, duelling the commodore, and returning home to port in Tortuga in time for a good sing song and dance, with a bottle of rum and spirits high!

YAR HAR!